Greetings Loyal Fans,
As you readers already know, Paddy has been locked out over his refusal to budge over revenue-sharing. So, I have to carry the weight here.
Today’s topic: 10 things Pat McAfee can do while he is currently unemployed.
- Clown. All he has to do is dye that crazy hairdo orange and he is ready to go.
- Bouncer at an Irish Bar.
- Swim Coach.
- Spokesperson for Guinness.
- Bit part in mob movies, he can be the guy that kicks people while they are down.
- Canal dredger.
- Polar Bear.
- Punter (one who patronizes prostitutes).
- Play soccer with Ochocinco.
- Blogger at weareindy.com
*Note: The Locked-Out Paddy O’Furniture and his gaggle of union types continues to make vague threats concerning weareindy.com. Don’t worry, as management, I have everything under control.