Greetings, fine readers of weareindy.com! This is Chappy O’ Credenza checking in to bring you some breaking news.
After negotiations recently faltered between management [Rick O' Greedy Shay] and the NFLPA [Paddy O'Furniture], the NFLPA thought it prudent to hire a private investigator to follow Rick O’ around, tracking his daily routines and spending habits. Photographs have recently surfaced which I now feel need to be made public.
The photo below was taken during the first day of the lockout. I think it speaks plainly to Rick O’s state of mind, both in his personal life and in regards to the currently stalled negotiations.
We can only hope that weareindy.com will soon return to the regularly irregular blogging schedule.