Chappy O’ Credenza here, with an interesting development in the great weareindy.com blogout. Hopefully all of our three loyal fans will have survived the predicted end of the world and were not accidentally raptured by mistake. It tends to sting a bit. In the holy bits.
Rick O’ recently posted an “exclusive” interview in which he claims to have shared some time with Peyton Manning at a Wendy’s. How very laughable. First of all, the very notion that Peyton would be standing in line at a fast food restaurant is absurd. He would certainly send one of his many lacqueys. Secondly, with all the money at Rick O’ disposal, why on Earth would he be ordering “value menu” food? This is, after all, the scamp who once posted his wine pairing for a particular game.
Despite this blatant attempt by management [Rick O'Shay] to garner public interest and sympathy with imaginary interviews with the best quarterback ever to play the game, the NFLPA [NFL Paddy Association] soldiers on for the cause. In Paddy’s case, quite literally.
Having sworn me to secrecy, Paddy sent me a message from the Libyan city of Misrata an undisclosed location that he wished to share with the readers of weareindy.com The full content of his message may be found here: Paddy’s Message.
I think Paddy said it all. Never before have I heard such heartfelt words. Such sacrifice and heartbreak. I truly wept.
Return to us safe, Paddy O’. We miss you and need you back.