We Are Indy
The best Indianapolis Colts blog...
  • Home
  • About
  • Top Posts
  • FAQ
  • Paddy O’Furniture
  • Rick O’Shay
  • Story Board
  • Find a Card?
Browse: Home / How Our Goose Was Cooked

How Our Goose Was Cooked

By Paddy O'Furniture on 11/18/2012

Greetings loyal WeAreIndy.com reader!  Paddy O’Furniture checking in to bring you the game day analysis for week eleven.  Rick O’ is currently entertaining The Parents, so I graciously agreed to take on the blogging duties today.  And brother, what a game!

Cooked, the New England way…

Who would have thought that Luck would have thrown for twelve TDs?  Or that Wayne would end up with 297 yards?  How about Freeney getting those seven sacks on Brady?  How about holding the Pats to that single field goal?  I mean never in my wildest dreams did I think we would win 84-3.  Oh, wait… I guess I am working off of drunken old notes. *sigh*  Sadly, reality was far less kind to us tonight and while I appreciate the poetic beauty of having our goose cooked right before the holiday, I am still a bit miffed at how poorly we played.

And there was hope.  For the first quarter we were playing well and matched up well, even ending the quarter up 14-7.  I believed.  I scoffed at the Facebook chatter of my New England fan friends.  We were going to do it, and in story book fashion.  But then, as seems to happen all too often, we slowly collapsed like a flan in a cupboard.

Our rookie QB throws his third interception

We couldn’t get any pressure on Brady.  Our special teams were atrocious.  Our rookie QB made some bad decisions and got picked.  Three times.  Our receivers dropped some key passes.  But still, for a short while it felt like we were in it…that all we needed was one play to break things wide open.  But, that play never came and we ended up losing 59-24.

I do, however, find some comfort that I was able to watch the game from the secluded privacy of my own home, with the curtains drawn and the lights turned down.  Rick O’ and The Parents had to suffer through the game.  In public.  In a state that isn’t known for Indy fandom.  Personally, I cannot imagine how that felt, but I was able to acquire an artistic impression of how things must have felt for the rest of the family tonight:

Football game? What football game? We’re just here for the wings…

And now, dear reader, it is time to get on with the game analysis…such as it is.  With the holiday coming up, I think it a no-brainer that the theme for tonight’s post should be holidays.

Being a kid and having extra days off from school:

  • Ballard’s 20 yd run on the first drive.  They actually sold the fake end around
  • First drive ending with a Carter TD
  • Second drive, ending with a Hilton TD catch.  It was a beautiful throw by Luck
  • Being up 14-7 at end of first quarter against the Pats
  • The Pats missing their field goal attempt.  It had to make The Old Man chuckle.
  • Brazill breaking out on a 20 yard run on 3rd and 5
  • Luck connecting to Hilton to keep a drive alive by making a throw with Pats hanging off of him
  • Wayne’s big grab on first drive of 2nd half
  • Hilton’s TD
  • McAfee making a TD saving tackle
  • Actually running the ball decently in the first half

Being a kid and having to sit at the kiddie table:

  • Not converting on 3-10 at top of the second, resulting in the first punt of the game
  • Too many dropped passes.  Again.
  • The Old Man having leg at his old home, but still missing some
  • Starting on our 10 yard line at end of second because of special teams
  • Punting on first second half possession, but ending up pinning the Pats on their own 5
  • Wayne keeping us alive.  Dude is going to get worn out.  Or broken.
  • Keeping Luck in when the score was 52- 24.  Yeah, the kid has to learn, but we don’t need him taking any more hits.

Being a kid and having to eat all the weird things your strange relatives cook: 

  • Pats picking us apart on their first drive
  • Getting a special teams penalty, causing McAfee to rekick which ended in a Pats run back for a TD
  • Luck throwing two pick-sixes
  • Sack/fumble on Luck which is recovered and run in for a TD
  • No run defense
  • No pass defense
  • Our special teams again were “special”
  • Poor clock management
  • Suspect coaching
  • Phil Simms.  I just hate that dude.

So there you have it, folks.  Week eleven is in the books.  And while I never dreamed that we would be 6-4 at this point, I can’t seem to shake the feeling that we should be playing better at this point.  But maybe those expectations were set too high and I should simply be thankful for what we have so far accomplished.  Thankful…Thanksgiving. Get it?  We are nothing here at WeAreIndy.com, if not predictable.

Anyway, we hope you enjoy the short work week and the time it gives you with your family.  Stuff yourself with some turkey, enjoy some football, and avoid the whole Black Friday nonsense.

It generally isn’t worth it.

 

Share

Posted in Rants and Raves, The Game | Tagged analysis, Andrew Luck, Ballard, Brazill, Carter, Colts, Dwight Freeney, football, Hilton, Indianapolis, Indy, nfl, Paddy O'Furniture, Pat McAfee, Pats, Phil Simms, Reggie Wayne, rookie, Tom Brady, WeAreIndy

Paddy O'Furniture

Recent Comments

  • Into the Ink of It (2)
    • Paddy O'Furniture { But I had a picture. So...I must be right. } – Dec 07, 1:46 PM
    • Rick O'Shay { Michael David Smith seems to disagree with Paddy: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/12/07/blaming-ndamukong-suh-for-colts-winning-td-doesnt-make-sense/ } – Dec 07, 1:24 PM
  • When Harry Met Sally and Ruined My Football Game (1)
    • ftblguy { Nah,, Meg has not passed away and is still worth millions and millions. Oh well. Hopefully John Mellencamp won't read this and put his cigarette... } – Nov 26, 3:47 PM
  • Find a Card? (1)
    • The Mother { I found a card--- it was in the laundry basket. Do I get a prize? } – Nov 04, 10:55 PM
  • WeAreIndy.com Saved A Life Today (What Did You Do Edition) (1)
    • Dean { tell Paddy to stand up straight..... did I see Paddy, or his evil twin on the Jumbotron yesterday @ the Luc? 62,000 LOYAL Blue fans... } – Oct 08, 12:06 PM

Get Social

tweet fb rss Find us on Google+
« Previous Next »
Loading

Calendar

May 2013
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
« Mar  
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031 

Archives

  • May 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012

Find a card?

Lipstick Horse

Tags

Addai analysis Andrew Luck Angerer blog Caldwell Carter Clark Collie Collins Colts Dwight Freeney football Frenchy Indianapolis indianapolis colts Indy Lucas Oil Luck nfl paddy Paddy O'Furniture Ravens Redskins Reggie Wayne Super Bowl Tom Brady Vinatieri Wayne WeAreIndy

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS

Contributers

Rick O'Shay
Paddy O'Furniture

Donate

Any donations go directly to the hosting costs and cannot be cashed out for, say, beer or season tickets. Not that we tried or anything...

Donate towards my web hosting bill!

Links

  • Indy Star
  • NFL
  • Official WeAreIndy Hot Dog (From a Cart)
  • Stampede Blue

We are fans. We are not football players. We are not season ticket holders. We are wearing last year’s gear from the clearance rack. We are not at the game. We are watching the game like 99% of Americans do. We are blue and white collar. We are blue and white. We are Indy.


Copyright © 2012 WeAreIndy.com. No Platypodes were harmed creating this website.