Paddy O’Furniture:
Paddy O’Furniture heralds from the dark and dreary land that is the west of Ireland. Having grown bored with European football (what some people call soccer), Paddy set out to discover the joys and pains of American football. After a grueling month long journey during which he stowed away on an old freighter piloted by a dyslexic sea Captain, was kidnapped by a group of rabid PETA fanatics, and was briefly held under the guise of the Patriot Act, Paddy eventually made his way to the great middle of the Midwest. It was soon after that he discovered the thrills and sorrows of being a fan of the venerable Indianapolis Colts and he hasn’t been the same since…
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